Instruction Improvisor Gifts

'No, I said 'sit'.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Mensa Does Improv

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"