Instruction Improvisor Prints

'No, I said 'sit'.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Snowprov

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'There's an imposter among us!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's improv night."