Improviser Prints

Fly By Seat Of Pants

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

Toilet Roll Dilemma

"Looks like we found the issue."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"