Internet Improver Gifts

Digital Divide

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The Day Dreamer.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Man's best friend

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'