Era Improver Gifts

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Atlas rubbing stains off world.

"And this is the traditional alternative."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"Do that thing where you leave."

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

'You're being hostile. A gift certificate for a psychiatric session!'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

"Are you sure it'll float?"

Flow Chart.

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

Helium frogs.

"Through our organization, we hope to eliminate poverty, illiteracy, hunger, blindness, hangnails, red tide, bad hats, and comb overs. Our motto: Focus and Achieve."

Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.