Environmental Improver Gifts

"Looks like we found the issue."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

'I admire your floatibility.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Sea weed harvest.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Trees playing rootsie.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Solar Plant

The Day Dreamer.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."