Home Improvers Gifts

'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

"Try standing on the top step."

You took the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold. You've also let yourself go. You've gotten a little fat. You've taken the second step: You ordered "Nailed It!" The brand new workout from Insanity creator Shaun T. Today's video is cardio power tape-measuring. Huff huff. Pick up the pace!

'I'm sure you enjoyed window shopping just as much as one of your spending sprees, dear.'

Man breaking the wall of his igloo while trying to hang a picture

Self assembly furniture

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Light Bulb Moment

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.