Home Improvers Pillows

'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

"Try standing on the top step."

'I'm sure you enjoyed window shopping just as much as one of your spending sprees, dear.'

Man breaking the wall of his igloo while trying to hang a picture

Self assembly furniture

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Light Bulb Moment

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling