Home Improver With A Twist Pillows

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Conservation Area

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Mulch madness"

A holiday at home

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

The Day Dreamer.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Man's best friend

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."