Quirky Home Improvers Gifts

'Yes, I do feel safer, but the key sure is a hassle to carry around.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The Day Dreamer.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Man's best friend

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."