Whimsical Home Improver Gifts

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

The Hammer

'The roof needs icing.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

The Day Dreamer.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Man's best friend

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Mouse real estate!

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Wall mountable TVs.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.