Whimsical Home Improver Prints

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

The Hammer

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'The roof needs icing.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

The Day Dreamer.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Mouse real estate!

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Man's best friend

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's the addition for our family room."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.