Garden Improvisor Gifts

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

Taking it easy

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Mantis Love

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Nature Lovers

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The Day Dreamer.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Man's best friend

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"It's the addition for our family room."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Wall mountable TVs.