Snowy Garden Improver Gifts

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Ice Skater

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Well, that's fixed that.'

The Day Dreamer.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Man's best friend

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Wall mountable TVs.

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."