Snowy Garden Improver T-Shirts

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Ice Skater

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The Day Dreamer.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Man's best friend

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

"It's the addition for our family room."

Wall mountable TVs.

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"