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Snowman's Funeral.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

"Whose the new guy?"

Rude Snowpeople

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

The other days of the year...

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

"Fifi"

Mountain Goats.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"It's Al Gore."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

The First Frozen Embryos.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

Where's the snow?

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Snowman duel

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