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"The food here is great, but the service is a little slow."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Queen of Quinoa

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The Origins of Everything

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

The Perfect Garden.

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'Now watch and listen!'

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'