Home Decor Improvisor Gifts

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Home depot."

Tool Box

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Non-Drip ?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Conservation Area

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Texturing the Walls

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.