Garden Improvisor Pillows

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

Taking it easy

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

Mantis Love

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Nature Lovers

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

The Day Dreamer.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Man's best friend

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Wall mountable TVs.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'