Improvisor Pillows

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.