Improvisor Pillows

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Jazz is Invented

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Remember to lash from the outside!

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.