Romantic Improvisor Pillows

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"Great session, you guys - nice to see you both smiling again."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

The Art of Bantering!

"It's improv night."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

'No, I said 'sit'.'

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Genius Bar

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

'Must we do everything together?'

'She loves me just the way I am...when she loves me.'

"If I'm supposed to be going out with Steve...why do I really really like going to bed on my own with my cat Roger?"