Improvisation Lover Pillows

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Giraffe Sailing

"They all seem to be playing a different song!"

Wine Tasting

"I couldn't find any candles, so I used your lava lamp."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!