Process Improver Pillows

"Looks like we found the issue."

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

'Why is it costing us $685.35 to process a $25 sales order?'

Flow Chart.

New, improved and kick ass.

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"And this is the traditional alternative."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

The Day Dreamer.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Man's best friend