Process Improver Mugs

"Looks like we found the issue."

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

'Why is it costing us $685.35 to process a $25 sales order?'

Flow Chart.

New, improved and kick ass.

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"And this is the traditional alternative."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

The Day Dreamer.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Man's best friend

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.