Workplace Improver Mugs

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

The Day Dreamer.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Man's best friend

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Hourglass Dumptruck