Service Improver Mugs

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Tool Box

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Valet park only"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'Well, that's fixed that.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

The Day Dreamer.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Man's best friend

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'