Workplace Improver T-Shirts

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Tool Box

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Conservation Area

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

The Day Dreamer.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Man's best friend

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.