Improvisers Mugs

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.