Improvisation Mugs

Fly By Seat Of Pants

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'What's the torch doing in the Christmas cake.'

"I'm speaking with you this evening without the benefit of speech-writers or teleprompters. Thank you and good night."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"Wow...tough crowd."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Two hours, and that's it.'

'That high chair is being recalled. Some kind of safety issue.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Castaway with a house made of fishbones.

"We've all had to improvise, son."

"The poor soul forgot his PowerPoint presentation and he's having to improvise."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're all still members of the same improv troupe."

"Why don't we need to fix the microwave, and have you seen my curling iron?"

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

Lockdown casserole

Musical Scythe

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

'I'm on hold, you're on hold...let's dance.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

'I keep forgetting. Is it the chicken bone or fish head that's the Black Knight?'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

Phill Jupitus