Improvisation Specialist Mugs

'We were all out of OJ for the mimosas, so I improvised and use this.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.