Improvisation Specialist Gifts

'We were all out of OJ for the mimosas, so I improvised and use this.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Remember to lash from the outside!

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"All I could find was this butternut squash."