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Fly By Seat Of Pants

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'What's the torch doing in the Christmas cake.'

'Two hours, and that's it.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"Wow...tough crowd."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

'That high chair is being recalled. Some kind of safety issue.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Castaway with a house made of fishbones.

'I'm on hold, you're on hold...let's dance.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I keep forgetting. Is it the chicken bone or fish head that's the Black Knight?'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

Musical Scythe

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"I always speak off the cuff. That's where I keep my speech."

"They're all playing a different tune!"

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're all still members of the same improv troupe."

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

Lockdown casserole

Scat Singing