Improvisation Wizard Pillows

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.