Improvisation Expert Pillows

'Propane ran out.'

Leash broke - lucky I'm a 42D

'Got a hairpin?'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.