Pretentious Decorator Pillows

Inferior Designer

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Robotic Flower Arranging

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'