Boastful Decorator Pillows

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mice Cream

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Dare to be different.

Modern Parents

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."