Humorous Decorators Pillows

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Dog Bookends

Duck in a bathtub

Artist Painting his Television.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'It's my feature wall.'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Reproduction furniture."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"We'll take it."

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Budget Recliner

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Tree piercings.

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

Sock hell

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"