Humorous Decorators T-Shirts

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Duck in a bathtub

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Dog Bookends

Artist Painting his Television.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Reproduction furniture."

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"We'll take it."

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Budget Recliner

Tree piercings.

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"