Extravagant Decorators Pillows

"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Duck in a bathtub

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Artist Painting his Television.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'It's my feature wall.'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

Tree piercings.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Family living in an allevator