Extravagant Decorators Pillows

"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Shelter Cat Nap

Still Life With Nordic Track

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Crap others threw out

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Duck in a bathtub

Artist Painting his Television.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'It's my feature wall.'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

Tree piercings.