Avant-garde Decorator Pillows

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."