Sandwich Snatchers Pillows

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

The ambush.

Batman and Reuben

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

The Troposhere

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

Carnegie Deli

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

Evolution explained.

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'