Sandwich Swap Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Lunch Meet

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Batman and Reuben

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"