Sandwich Snatchers Gifts

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

The ambush.

Batman and Reuben

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

The Troposhere

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

Carnegie Deli

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Evolution explained.

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"