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The ambush.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

World Tour.

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Catching flying fish...'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Natural selection.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

"I'll have the catch of the day."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.