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The ambush.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

World Tour.

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Catching flying fish...'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Natural selection.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"I'll have the catch of the day."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'