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'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Catching flying fish...'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

The ambush.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'Waiter, this salad is obnoxious!' 'But, sir — you asked for French dressing!'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Happy as a clam

"But that is the surprise, sir - no lobster."

No Flash Photography of Meals

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

'I'll have the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips.'

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

King Neptune / neptune getting clunked on the head by an anchor from a boat above.

'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'

"Okay, you were right. I shouldn't have eaten that dead jellyfish that washed up on the beach."

"My compliments to yhe liquidator - that was terrible."

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."

'Nah...I had seafood for lunch.'