Seafood Snarker T-Shirts

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Catching flying fish...'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

The ambush.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

One Thing is Free

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'Waiter, this salad is obnoxious!' 'But, sir — you asked for French dressing!'

The First Art Critic

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"I can see this prepared as quenelles de maquereau with a nice rémoulade and some herbed zucchini spirals."

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Happy as a clam

"But that is the surprise, sir - no lobster."

No Flash Photography of Meals

More Ideas for Term Limits

"Look, salsa! This explains why the captain brought tortilla chips."

'I'll have the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips.'

'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'

King Neptune / neptune getting clunked on the head by an anchor from a boat above.

'Uh...Frank? Ixnay on the bottom-feeder jokes...'

"Okay, you were right. I shouldn't have eaten that dead jellyfish that washed up on the beach."

"Batman v Superman" was just awful. Just AWFUL! Wait

"My compliments to yhe liquidator - that was terrible."

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."