Culinary Snarkers T-Shirts

"My compliments to yhe liquidator - that was terrible."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Culinary surgery.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Hard or soft science?'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Modern Foraging Techniques...

Artificial Isle

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"