Sandwich Seeker Prints

'Hang on Bert, I think I've located my sandwiches!'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

Aw. Man, where did you get soup and a half-sandwich?

"I said sand WEDGE."

'Hell of a mentor!'

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Shoe addict.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Jelly I.V.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Student Food Pyramid