Quirky Breakfast Diner T-Shirts

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Pastry Hat

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

French Early Bird

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"For drinks or dinner?"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'The customer is always right...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Sushi Train Spotters

"Give him his food."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Road Kill Cafe.

Man eating his meal with his feet.