Quirky Breakfast Diner T-Shirts

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Pastry Hat

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

French Early Bird

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'The customer is always right...'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

Sushi Train Spotters

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"I'll have the chef."

Road Kill Cafe.