Morning Person Mugs

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

Eye-opener

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

'Cock a doodle don't.'

'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

Lemon zest...

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Some Zoomies

"Hang on, I can't fight before my morning coffee..."

'Be careful, he's not decaffeinated today.'

'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'

'Lemon and water is great for digestion, but not for your early morning greeting.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'That settles it! After this, only one cup of coffee for breakfast.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Never let me sign any nondisclosures before I have a full pot of coffee.'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Coffee is Life

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

Breakfast sunrise

A bird in a viking opera hat sings outside a woman's window.

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

"I hardly think it's fair that the 'coming home drunk at dawn bird' gets the worm."

Just Because it's Tuesday

The day coffee spoke.

"Rise & shine!" - Product 19