Morning People Lovers Gifts

'Damn early birds.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Future garbage truck driver.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Vanity artist

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

'I like waking to music!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'